Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Surprise, Surprise!

The surprise is: microwaves can be hotter than imagined. A couple of days ago, our microwave decided to reject programming and do its own thing. There was a "tick, tick, tick" then smoke poured from beneath the unit, as I ran outside screaming "Help! Help!" Now, here is another surprise...Did you know? Men want an explanation when someone yells, "Help." Dammit, "Help" means Help and that means run...run men run...as fast as your widdle legs will carry you to the point of distress. Do not stop...do not pass go, do not collect $200, or ask, "What?" RUN to the source!

Bottom line...the microwave was scurried outside, dowsed with water and disposed of as rapidly as possible. All is well.

Hope you all have a great day, keep in touch and do good! And, remember to bless your microwave while you enjoy each reheated cup of coffee.

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